Not really a crap gadget but something crap bought from a misleading advert

A friend of mine (Paul)excitedly informed me he was buying a magic mushroom growing kit from an advert in the back of Viz. As with all mail order there was a huge wait for the thing to be delivered, and as the delivery date approached Paul was getting very excited at the prospect of getting a load of hallucinogenic mushrooms without the bother of wandering about welsh hillsides (our usual method)

Then he became quiet about it. Not a mention, very odd I thought so the next time I was round his house I brought it up. He muttered about fucking small print and took me to the cellar in his house where he showed me a tray of button mushrooms growing nicely.

The advert had said

MAGIC mushroom growing kit

does not contain psylocibin producing mushrooms

the twat
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:31, 3 replies)

Hahahahaha!
What excellent marketing!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56, closed)

yes they knew their target consumer
and the small print was really really small
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:08, closed)

All you need is a syringe full of psylocobin mushroom spores
You can buy them legally online (as it's still legal to look at them under a microscope) - combine it with a mushroom growing kit and BAM magic mushroom farm. Been doing it for the last two years now - so much more convenient
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:44, closed)