B & B Filth....York
Ran a pub in York that had a B+B attached. One random Tuesday night I checked in a reasonable lateb 30s couple, well spoken, just visiting etc...

They left in the morning, paid the bill, had breakfast, asked directions, nice and polite.

Got to the room to clean it. Oh. My word. Blood and red wine on the sheets. Broken glass in the bin, on the carpet, in the sink. A pint glass filled with piss on the nightstand, the remnants of a couple of lines of charlie next to said pint glass. And a 9 inch turd in the bath. Just beautiful.
(jameslib, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:03, 8 replies)

Eugh
Sounds like someone wanted all the perks of some nasty playtime without any of the clean-up work.

Please tell me you just burned the sheets.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:40, closed)

yes but
did you do the remnants of the charlie though!?

I'd have been straight in there.
( rofl harris, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:16, closed)

Do you keep a ruler for just such a special occassion?
9 inches?

What's that in Kourics?
(drunkenfud, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:12, closed)

Nine inches
is about the span of my fingers if I stretch out the pinky finger and the thumb. Helpful tip if you need to do a rough measurement...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:05, closed)

Ha!
Click from me.

Don't suppose you rem their names? Sound like a fun pair to me.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 18:07, closed)

^^^
Mr & Mrs 'ahem' Smith no doubt.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:01, closed)

They say...
... the quiet ones are the worst!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:23, closed)

WTF
is a 'Random Tuesday'? did come after Thursday or something?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 13:33, closed)