Spellcasters
You pay them money and they cast a spell to find you love or get you back a love you lost. This women (link below) is the number one spell caster in North America apparently. And she actually guarantees success or you get your money back. Tell me how the fuck is this not creepy? It's beyond bizarre!

Here's her page: www.ashraspells.com/spell-casters.html and a short vid on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-U7MqsxVYU .

PS: anyone want to start a fund to pay for a spell for Rory Lyon to fall in love with Dr Shambolic?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:55, 5 replies)

No two people can spend that amount of time wanking each other off without there being at least a spark of romance
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:05, closed)

I dunno
The awards for best spell caster by the 'certified spell casters association' make it seem pretty legit
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:56, closed)

Oh jesus
That is creepy and sad but mainly creepy..
(Document Pocket, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:00, closed)

That is genius
The majority of people will end up meeting someone sooner or later, and I bet quite a few end up getting back with whoever.

So some of these 'spells' will come true and she gets to keep 90 or so dollars.

When they don't "Oh no, I'm sorry have a refund"

Free money from stupid people!
(1UP! Socially Distant, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:14, closed)

Placebo effect much?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 12:11, closed)