Going to bed
And seeing a fuck off massive spider, the sort that you can hear running across the blown vinyl. So you go get something to catch it in so it can be evicted but when you come back with a beaker and a CD case, it's disappeared. So now you have to sleep in that room knowing that you have to share it with a big arachnid that could well spend the night making a web between your shoulder and your ear.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:50, 8 replies)

Nah
It will lay eggs into your ear.
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:57, closed)

if you snore
it might climb inside your mouth to keep warm
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:04, closed)

Saw a Sydney Funnel-web the other night.
Big fuckers, those. Nasty as well.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:08, closed)

shit man
why did i google that
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:56, closed)

Blearghh
I hate that, I would rather sit up for hours with my eyes on swivels until the little sod emerges than go to bed with it uncaught and evicted
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:24, closed)

Your mistake
was going for the beaker. I'd have taken off and nuked it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
(Rsoles, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:48, closed)

Man up...
You big girl...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:00, closed)

I know exactly how you feel
Sofa time!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:59, closed)