
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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a whole section? I don't think I understand - is this like Twilight and various bookalikes? Or is it some new genre I've not yet encountered of "I'm in love with my poltergeist" type books?
Or maybe - "fucking with angels - how to seduce the Lord's heavenly choir"
Hey - i like that. Especially chapter 12: dogging with angels.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:12, 2 replies)

They should surround the grand master paintings in the Tate with policemen, and anyone caught looking at the naked cherubs should be immediately arrested for paedophilia.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, closed)

those naked, doe-eyed flirty little cherubs are enough to drive anyone to paedophilia and should be banned immediately. As should Jesus - he's been giving me come-on eyes lately and I think it's turning me gay.
That's why images of Muhammad are banned, you know.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, closed)

I'm just saying that Muhammad has this pouty look that he does that instantly turns other men into homosexuals, and therefore all his followers are gay - that's all.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:48, closed)

There's a painting of dozens of nude pre-pubescent children just standing around a forest stream all facing towards the viewer. I can't remember who the artist was now, but I do remember that he was Belgian. "Figures" I thought to myself.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)

is books like Twilight. I think the main characters are typically a human woman and a man who's a vampire, werewolf etc.
Buffy fans seem to be generally convinced that Buffy has nothing to do with this sort of silliness.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)
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