An ex of mine refused to sleep with the cupboard door open....
She said the boogy man would get her in the night. She was 27 at the time.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 8:41, 7 replies)

She was hiding her other boyfriend in there.
You dolt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 8:49, closed)

the emaciated remains anyway

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 9:04, closed)

So that's what the smell was...

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 9:48, closed)

well everybody knows
That the boogeyman cannot open a cupboard door. Or pull your blankets back.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 9:04, closed)

And an axe
will bounce right off a duvet (provided it is greater than 9 togs).
(salvadorevincent, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:01, closed)

Was she
allowed out at weekends?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 9:16, closed)

Reminds me
of my housemate's girlfriend who was upstairs alone, on the PC, when the power went out one night.

We heard her from the living room suddenly wailing and crying. He went up to see if she was okay. We heard her reply floating down the stairs:

"I don't know where I am!"

She was 21 at the time.
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:51, closed)