Just now
On the phone to the fire alarm company, to a young man who sounded rather dishy.

He asked me for my full name. So I told him. Then he asked was my surname spelt with one D or two...

...you can see this coming, can't you...

...and before I could stop myself, like some sort of car crash of cringe where time slows down and you can see all the horror unfolding before you, I squeaked "Two! Like my bra size!" at him.

"Oh...er... right."

I hung up very quickly and then had to hide for a bit in the loos.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:45, 13 replies)

So...
is it true? :)

Edit - the double D bit, I mean. Not the story.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:46, closed)

Wait and see!
^
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:49, closed)

Wait and see?
Are you planning a b3taflash?!
(GONEism, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:09, closed)

Double D's Pfft!
Them's just little boobies.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:14, closed)

Ooooh play nice.
We don't want a Boobz in da Hood situation arising do we?
(GONEism, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:15, closed)

I do

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:15, closed)

Of course
I don't expect to compete with you, blousie
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:28, closed)

Illiterate fool!
Bain't no Ds in happylittletulip!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:34, closed)

"bain't", you say...
and you call me illiterate...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:34, closed)

*clicky*
For the cringe, obviously...

not because I like boobies
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:18, closed)

The Edinbash
has just become more interesting!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:19, closed)

Humourless bastard!
I would have laughed!
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:22, closed)

erm
ethel haddock?

mable cruddnork?

euphemia gladbladder

mimsella fuddknocker

no, no, dont tell me

gladdis slaptyback?

?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:46, closed)