Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Pippa from Stay LuckyGod knows why, she had a face like a slapped arse and a voice that'd curdle concrete, bless her. Used fancy her something awful in my youth - just thinking of her now make me shiver like a shitting dog in disgust.
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 15:29,
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