Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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When I was about 14, I used to have a huge crush on a certain geography teacherbut to be fair, so did every red-blooded lad in my year. It was probably her who instilled a penchant for older and/or dark-eyed women in me... and on the debit side, made my ambitions utterly unrealistic and doomed my efforts in this area to complete failure.
Still, she had a nice arse - that was the important thing!
Mind you, I was too much of a lily-livered wuss at the time to have any seriously perverted fantasies involving her.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:07,
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