Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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HairdresserMy mums mate used to cut me and my brothers hair from the age of about 13. She was well flirty and very fit. She stopped a few years later and I heard she split up with her husband (they had two kids). Fast forward a few more years and I end up at a party after a night out. Turns out its her daughters eighteenth. Chatted her mum up all night and ended up in bed with her. What a result! Meant i could have a proper image of her in the wank-bank. Havent told me mum yet.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:26,
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