Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Phillipa Forester on Robot WarsI never thought i'd be jealous of a bunch of bespectacled old gits who've never even slept with a woman but i'd have given anything for her to take a look at my SHREMECH.
It's a shame she's a bit of a munter now, like.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:52, Reply)
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