Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Have i got to be the first?Hopefully it's not only me who thinks Marge Simpson has got a horny voice?
I would.
Twice
EDIT - just realised i have the first 2 posts on the best answers from last weeks question. If thats not good enough reason to nip to the works lav to 'rearrange my undercarriage' while thinking about Marge talking dirty, I don't know what is!
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:49, Reply)
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