Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Oh dearie me no...Aged 14 or so fancied the knickers off my Danish Spanish teacher, Ms Seeland. She took me home and made me pancakes and everything. The lustre wore off a while later when she was discovered shoving dogfood up her vag and letting her alsatian lick it out.
I've had serious thing for Eva Haberman from Lexx for at least 10 years now. Especially the one where she gets her tits out in the shower. Cold bath needed every time I see that.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 18:24, Reply)
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