Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I was in a club in LondonWhere a famous French footballer was hanging out with what appeared to be his girlfriend and a small entourage (I know nothing about football but I was reliably informed that he was quite famous). He starts chatting up one of my friends so I do the honourable thing of keeping his girlfriend company while he's off trying to shag other people. I never did learn her name, just kept referring to her the whole night as "hot girl" which, in my inhebriated I felt was somewhat charming. It's only when I look at the photos from that night I realise that the name I had given her couln't have been further from the truth. No wonder her boyfriend was trying his hardest to cop off with all my female mates.
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 18:29,
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