Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Ah, my biology teacher......amongst many. Funny part is (no, it is...) about the time she was bending over the desk behind mine (old-skool science lab with rows of benches with sinks 'n' gas taps) giving a classmate of mine a hard time about his homework or something.
I always fancied her, and as her arse which was now about a foot away from my face it seemed quite natural to start miming cunnilingus in close proximity for my own pleasure and the amusement of the rest of the class... So of course, to direct attention away from his bollocking, the kid being bollocked says "Hey miss, look what he's doing..." and she turned round and caught me.
But instead of detention, she went bright red, stood bolt upright and said "I should slap your face!" in a way I always wanted to believe was less than convincing. She then stormed up to the front of the class and tried to carry on as if nothing had happened. Other kid gets of bollocking, and I get to bash my helmet for months with the fantasy that this meant she might not really have minded...
If you're reading, sorry Gillian... but no apologies for longness.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 19:09, Reply)
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