Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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HarryfreezeGail Tilsley???
I can understand crushes on the Caramel Bunny, Jessica Rabbit and even Hayley Cropper, I mean hey, haven't we all at one time or another gone through that stage, but Gail Fuckin Tilsley???
Now I'm no expert, but when women give birth isn't there an ugly shitty useless bit they throw away? It seems there was a case of mistaken identity at the hospital in Gails case and the nurse threw away the wrong bit.
Gail Tilsley *shakes head*. Some people on here eh, you really start to worry about them and their sanity (and their eyesight).
Anyway, about my teenage crush on my music teacher and the fantasies I would have involving me, him and a glockenspeil stick........
PS. I'd apologise for length, but Gails chin keeps getting in the way
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 22:22, Reply)
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