Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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From the teacher's side...I had a rather un-nerving convo with an ex-student a couple of weeks ago. Went something on the lines of:
Liam: Hullo Miss
Me: Evening Liam, how's college going?
Liam: Great Miss. Would've been better if I'd passed my ICT though, then I wouldn't have to re-take.
Me: Ah well, never mind Liam. I did try my best in lessons but you just wouldn't get on. I did say you had to do some work.
Liam: It's your fault I failed Miss.
Me: Why's that then?
Liam: Coz everytime I saw you I wanted to put my head between your breasts and wiggle it about like a small bear.
Liam: It's true Miss and I'm not the only one. We loved ICT lessons especially when you were wearing a vest top
Liam: You still there Miss
Me: Wiggle it about like a small bear???
When mentioning convo to my closest buddy who says I'm like his big sis, he turns round and says "God yes, haven't you ever wanted to?". Have now taken to wearing a duffle coat in the classroom...
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PagDrag don't think we're in kansas anymore toto..., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 22:45,
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