Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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all crushes end in heart break
i used to have a crush on my friends rottwieller we would take romantic walks through the park, go home followed by a night of passion but then i found out he had cheated on me with a baby but i recovered and then i found harry the hamster he likes to stick his claws up my arsehole dont you know.
( , Fri 29 Sep 2006, 11:55, Reply)
i used to have a crush on my friends rottwieller we would take romantic walks through the park, go home followed by a night of passion but then i found out he had cheated on me with a baby but i recovered and then i found harry the hamster he likes to stick his claws up my arsehole dont you know.
( , Fri 29 Sep 2006, 11:55, Reply)
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