Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Keeping it in the familyWhen i was a hormone fuelled teenager, I totally had the hots for my aunt (and even now, many years later, i still kinda do!). She may have been 2 years younger than my mum, but she was a million miles away in cleavage flashing hotness.
I would often volunteer to babysit, just to be near her, and to give her the oportunity to realise that I was now a real man (as evidenced by my 'luxurious' moustache) and up for accidental sauciness.
I am also godfather to her youngest daughter who is now 17 and a total tart..... and the cycle is beginning again, but this time more twisted and lesbian than before.
Hull, here I come.
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reverend_smarm, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:05,
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