Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Holiday romanceAnd another one; I was working in Thailand and one night in a beach bar, hooked up with a Danish woamn who, despite being in her late 40s was definitely boffable. Back at her hotel we got it on, but half way through the dirty deed, she told me that I was the spitting image of her son, and it very much turned her on.
Meh, still had a great time.
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reverend_smarm, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:37,
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