Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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PatriciaMy mum's cousin's missus. I was about 6 or 7 so she would have been in her 20s. Dark-skinned, long dark hair, always well made up, tight skirts and six inch stillettoes (which is probably where I got my 'liking' for heels from). I wanted to marry her when i was six and when i met her some years later she would have been in her forties but still damn fine. It was at her son's wedding and, looking back, it was probably rather inappropriate of me to be hitting on her all night. Especially with her husband right there next to her...
For even more unattainable, I have a bit of a thing for Jo Frost off Supernanny. I think it's the glasses and the stern voice. She can sit on my naughty spot if she likes etc. etc....
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 21:15, Reply)
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