Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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TheManofScience is right, dammit!I remember the first time my aunt asked me to sit with my cousins while they watched a Hi-5 dvd.
"Oh God, more dregs of children's tv to be subjected to." I thought, and tried to hide behind a newspaper. Until Charli came on, and I was smitten.
My family were regularly puzzled by the fact that I, while normally so unwilling to even be in the same room as children's television, was now sitting down to watch Hi-5 with my cousins at every opportunity, whether they wanted to or not, unsually with a big grin on my face. I even went with them to see Hi-5 perform live at the Apollo.
Mind you, my uncles seem to be just as pervy in terms of Hi-5, although they prefer Kellie. Fools.
Also, on the subject of children's tv, I must shamefully admit that June from the Little Einsteins has a certain something about her. I think it's cos she reminds me of a real person. I damn well hope it's cos she reminds me of a real person.
True story. My length is lengthy.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 23:12, Reply)
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