Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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If I were a womanI'd think Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was hot.
Alas, I'm not so I'm doomed to remember the dream I had as a young 6 year old. The female from Chip n' Dale was going out with me but having an affair with Doctor Robotnik from Sonic.
So when she couldn't decide who to go with I'd self harm so she'd get my attention!
I was 6!
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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 23:54,
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