Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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i should be shot...Previous and some recent crushes include...
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
Morrissey - from the Smiths to present day which makes it inappropriate
Cameron Diaz - since The Mask to present day
Robin Williams - ROBIN not even ROBBIE. I think its coz he's funny. And even that I start to question.
Paul Robinson in Neighbours
Larry David
Evangeline Lilly (Kate from Lost)
Gordon Ramsay
Bradley Walsh
Seymour Skinner & Lionel Hutz the lawyer from the Simpsons
One of the blokes who played Dr Who that isnt Tom Baker.
Roger Daltrey
Eddie Izzard
Father Ted
Samantha from Sex and The City
Sting
Kelsey Grammer aka Frasier
Keith Floyd - coz he likes a good drink possibly...
Dale Winton...hmmm...
Sugar from the programme Sugar Rush
Johnny Allen from Eastenders
Michael Buerk - BBC newsreader
when I was younger I took a fancy to Inspector Gadget (the cartoon), Brian Connolly, Neil Buchananananan and a ginger bloke who got on my school bus.
I'm 22.
Female.
Fresh out of uni.
I have a serious problem.
Sorry for length but my psychiatrist is on holiday...
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:26, Reply)
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