Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Oh, er, Ed !First inappropriate crush: high-school art teacher. Oh, such a cliche. I used to stay after school and work on 'projects' just to watch him take his tie off at 3:20.
Latest inappropriate crush: not at all inappropriate, except that I am married and quite loudly said "Ed Norton is SUPER SHIT-HOT" in the store yesterday. Deep hotness was causing mouth disorder. I realize I was never attracted to Norton until I met hubby, who has the same tallish lank about him, pale complexion and narrow face, complete with neatly trimmed "Illusionist"-era facial hair. Growl.
Best inappropriate crush: husband. I was a freshman with an on/off boyfriend, he a senior with a longtime girlfriend, not to mention head of my college club in a position of respectability. Girlfriend and boyfriend showed true (unpleasant) colors, I bought a new bra, and the rest was falling off a log. We could not stay away from each other and cannot to this day. Yow.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 17:08, Reply)
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