Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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CanadiansEvery time a new girly pop-sensation arises, my Canadian friend gets a new inappropriate crush. The Olsen twins, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, etc. I'm sure he's on the Hermione Grainger watch-list. Maybe it's because the Canadian age of consent is only 14.
Personally, all of my inappropriate crushes are cartoon women - my first crush ever was Lt. Cdr. Lisa Hayes from Robotech (early 80s). The rest of my crushes are wholly appropriate.
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kingoffools, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 17:15,
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