Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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DekazerYou have inspired my first post.
I too had a big crush on Aramis, and thought I was the only one.
However, about 15 years later a dog's cock went accidentally in my mouth when I was lying on my back laughing on a bouncy castle, so I win (even though he was rubbish at fencing).
No apologies for the lack of length, it was only a terrier.
PS - I also had a thing for Disney's Robin Hood. But he was a bit of a fox.
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