
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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i actually get quite warmly gooey at the thought of a handjob off jane asher. she just has the sort of hands that i could happily mudge me cake batter all over. i think i've fancied her since i was a wee corporal, 25 odd years or so.
oooh, and lorraine kelly (and i dont like bigger girls)
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 9:19, Reply)
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