Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Sooooooooo WRONG!So much inappropriateness ;-)
1) Mrs Smith (french teacher) - the most flirtatious piece of fanny in the school, I swear that she could've had the entire 6th form, married to the PE teacher who used to punish those who were caught looking at his wifes norks i.e EVERYONE.
2) You're Mum (obviously)
3) Jessica Rabbit - not unusual but spent far too much time oin the pause button looking for the rumoured flash of breasticles. I was 22.
First Post, and by God thats a relief - Hi Elaine! Ooooooooooof!
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