Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Crushee, not crusherI have been the target of a number of crushes by female teenage students. One of them got my phone number and left messages on my answerphone. Another hung around outside my flat and tried to engage me in conversation as I walked the 30 mins to work. Another bombarded me with ten-page letters proclaiming her love. Still another accosted me at work in front of my fiancee (cue terrible arguments later).
The problem was that they were all deeply unattractive, intense and excessively intelligent girls - all medical students. One of them was later institutionalised, while the ten-page girl still writes e-mails weekly.
Though I am 6'2" and with broad shoulders, I am also balding, pot-bellied and socially inept. How much more inappropriate could their crushes have been?
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 13:32, Reply)
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