Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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TPTI had one of those dirty dreams about Tara Palmer Tompkinson.
It was so vivid, it felt like I'd actually done it with her. So much so that whenever she was on the telly, I got that warm feeling inside that says 'I've seen your bits'. That lasted for about three months.
I was also obsessed with Nadia Swahalla. For some reason, I found her mind-blowingly sexy for about two years. I probably still would have massive sex with her.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:20, Reply)
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