Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Not even human
In my life I have met 2 very sad people. They have plumbed the depths of 'thinking with your trousers'.
Remember the kids TV show Stingray? They both fancied Marina.
I suppose the attraction of a woman who couldnt speak, and didnt need to breathe, was quite high.....just a shame she was a puppet...
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:51, Reply)
In my life I have met 2 very sad people. They have plumbed the depths of 'thinking with your trousers'.
Remember the kids TV show Stingray? They both fancied Marina.
I suppose the attraction of a woman who couldnt speak, and didnt need to breathe, was quite high.....just a shame she was a puppet...
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 22:51, Reply)
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