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As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.

I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.

Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I've been working extra shifts recently, and as a result have spent quite a lot of my time staring out the window at adverts on buses (yes and working).

There's one set of adverts in particular that've caught my attention. They're for Napier University, with the tagline "I'm prepared". And one of them features a girl who I have apparently fallen in love with. She's got the nicest eyes, gorgeous jet black hair, a smile that could melt the sternest heart. I can't help it, I sit and stare at every bus that passes with her face on it, I've tried taking pictures but I've not got fast enough reactions. I think I've even got it planned out mentally for what I'd say if I met her.

Oh dear, for a first post this really doesn't demonstrate that patented B3ta rationality. I think I need to sit down.

*POP*
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 23:32, Reply)

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