Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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gibber gibberGiroboy,
I agree with you on Kirsty Allsopp, I really do get some loin stir-idge when ever I see her, it must be those giant buttons on her duffle coat.
I also long to pork that blonde chubby antiques expert on Bargain Hunt.
And the other week an equestrian catalogue came through the post* and it was chock full off thick-set country type girls. Printed on thick gloss paper to-boot.
My wife thinks I've got issues.
*for the previous homeowner - ahem-cough.
(, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 10:53, Reply)
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