Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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My mate's little sister...is so teeny that when I first saw her, I thought (immediately after "Crickey! Totty!") "No! Bad Impuritay! Underage!!!!"
But she wasn't.
So we did.
Repeatedly.
And she's bloody great at it too.
Oh, and Admiral Ozzel is Mr Bronson from Grange Hill you twit.
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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 15:14,
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