I'm having one right now...
...thankfully, nobody will recognise me who might be able to guess the names.

I play World of Warcraft, and until recently, was unemployed and engaged. Both the engagement to the fat, paranoid, vindictive obnoxius cow that is my now ex-fiancee and my lack of job (and cash)were depressing me. The only respite I could find was in talking to my guild mates and other friends on WoW. We would quite often be chatting until 1-2 am, often later, both through text based chat and group VoIP applications. One night, my Guild Leader came online and was very upset - she'd had a row with her partner, and he'd told her that if they split he'd take her daughter away from her. We go chatting, and I calmed her down, and both went to bed feeling good that we'd chatted to someone about our problems who wasn't connected with them.
We started chatting on a more regular basis, and began talking about things that were very close to us, and began to chat about sex. I'm not 100% sure what happened, but a few days later I was on the phone to her, talking very dirty words to her while she frigged herself off down the phone, very vocally. Unfortunatly, we both have quite a big crush on each other now, and it's not one that we can let out - she is 33 (i'm 20, not really a problem though), she's been engaged to her partener for 9 years and has been with him for even longer, and they have an 8 year old daughter. I was going to call it off, and I will have to stop this soon before I destroy their relationship... but earlier today I found myself in the city of her residence (not taking the risk that someone will read this and guess), shagging her brains out in the back of her car. I am a bad man.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 21:45, Reply)