Titanic.
When it sinks and he dies.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:27, 18 replies)

Especially as there was room for two on that door.
Rose killed him.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:43, closed)

the first time i saw that, i went with my uni flatmates
they sobbed and sniffed their way through it. then came the bit where she says, "i'll never let go, jack" - and promptly does exactly that, letting his icy corpse plunge to the bottom of the ocean. i laughed. they were horrified at my lack of soul. but come on. that is shit timing.

the second time i went to see it, 5 enormous blokes on the row behind started knocking 7 bells out of each other in that scene, and the cinema had to stop the show and put the lights up to stop them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:54, closed)

however, i did have a gigantic picture of leo on my bedroom door. it cost about £15, which had nearly bankrupted me that week
when i got home from uni, the boys were sniggering, and leo was nowhere to be seen. he turned up in the bathtub. at the bottom of a foot of water. being weighted down by shampoo bottles. "because that's what happens in the film".

that nearly made me cry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:55, closed)

Pffft.
I like it when "Sporting" Winslet releases the puppies.

I saw it with a Norwegian friend, who claimed they didn't make enough of the human panic. When I scoffed sarcastically about how she'd know aaaall about human panic, she informed me that she'd had mates die on the Estonia. So I shut up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:17, closed)

scaryduck.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/paint-me-jack-paint-me-like-one-of-your.html
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:37, closed)

ffs, shut up

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:33, closed)

^ upset ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:48, closed)

shut your slag mouth

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:02, closed)

but i type with my hooker fingers
YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT ONE THROUGH, OH NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 16:20, closed)

Firstly, (each to their own), but I don't understand why people go to the cinema mulitple times.
But especially for Titanic? Didn't you find it shit enough the first time?
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:11, closed)

i was a teenage girl
my flatmates and i loved it. and we waited eagerly for the dvd to be released, which took 6 months back in those good old days, and then we watched that too. more than once.

needless to say, i haven't seen it since i graduated... for the reason that you just said.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:23, closed)

Dude,
spoilers!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:06, closed)

The iceberg did it!

( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:10, closed)

Two older-men find themselves stuck at a hotel due to a delayed flight. One is an Oriental gentleman, the other a Jewish chap. They both decide to retire to the bar and soon they strike up a conversation.

After a couple of drinks, the mood changes and the Jewish guy jumps and says:

'I don't know why I'm drinking with you, not after you guys bombed Pearl Harbour!'

'Pearl Harbour?' says the Oriental chap, 'That was the JAPANESE, I'm CHINESE!'

'Pah!' says the Jew, 'Chinese, Japanese...all the same to me!'

And with that he storms off to bed. The next morning, feeling rather more sober and embarrassed, the Jewish guy goes off to find the Chinese chap to apologise. He finds him at the breakfast buffet:

'I'm sorry,' he says, 'I had a little too much to drink last night and I shouldn't have said what I said.'

'Go away!' screams the Chinaman, 'I no talk to you, you sink Titanic!'

'Sunk the Titanic?' says the Jewish bloke, 'That wasn't the Jews, that was an iceberg.'

'Pah!' says the Chinese, 'Iceberg, Goldberg...all the same to me!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:14, closed)

He's a ghost.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:15, closed)

Isn't that 'The Crying Game'?
or am I thinking of 'The Mousetrap'?
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:20, closed)

No that's the one where it turns out it's actually him all along.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:24, closed)

which one was Dark Vader's father?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:28, closed)