Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Seriously?!?You guys call yourselfs the masterminds of the internet, the schemers of the world, and you can't come up with enough cunning plans to fill 2 pages? You'll gab 10 pages of recipes, blather for 13 pages on getting old? Have you seriously turned into a bunch of pussies?
I really used to look up to you guys...
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:18, 9 replies)
Our plans are SECRET innit.You really think we're going to tell the likes of you that we're about to invade Poland?
Oops.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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Shit, Poland, really?Bollocks, I could have sworn you said Poundland.
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Easy mistake to make, they both have all the same stock.
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Never fear!I'm still looking down on you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:49,
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OK, good point.So, what's your cunning plan?
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I hate to state the obvious, but ...To get loads of replies
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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I no rite?(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:16, closed)
You think you can throw some peanuts and get us to dance?(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:16,
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The rest are in top tips(
Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:41,
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