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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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You guys call yourselfs the masterminds of the internet, the schemers of the world, and you can't come up with enough cunning plans to fill 2 pages? You'll gab 10 pages of recipes, blather for 13 pages on getting old? Have you seriously turned into a bunch of pussies?

I really used to look up to you guys...
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:18, 9 replies)
Our plans are SECRET innit.
You really think we're going to tell the likes of you that we're about to invade Poland?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:38, closed)
Shit, Poland, really?
Bollocks, I could have sworn you said Poundland.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:45, closed)

Easy mistake to make, they both have all the same stock.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:45, closed)
Never fear!
I'm still looking down on you.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:49, closed)
OK, good point.
So, what's your cunning plan?
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:16, closed)
I hate to state the obvious, but ...
To get loads of replies
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, closed)
I no rite?

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:16, closed)
You think you can throw some peanuts and get us to dance?

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:16, closed)
The rest are in top tips

(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:41, closed)

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