Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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My garden seems to a perfect place for moles to flourish and I think I know a way to make money from them.1. Start a breeding program.
2. Live-trap them and put them all into a bag.
3. Choose a street, walk along it, reach into my sack of Soricomorphs and lob lawn-obliterating "mole grenades" onto every single well-kept lawn.
4. Advertise my services as a professional mole catcher - the going rate is £7.50 - £10 per mole - catch the moles again and repeat on another street elsewhere.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:34, 3 replies)
forget the moles
1. Advertise mole removal services
2. At night deposit mounds of earth on well kept gardens
3. Collect cash for specialist removal services
4. Remove mounds of earth
5. Profit
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:58, closed)
or leas garden to M.O.D for missile site?(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:16,
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We had a similar theory while at uniThat the local bike shops were going around pinching pedals, saddles, brakes etc. off bikes so people would come in to buy a new one.
Probably not true but sounds like a plan.
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thistle, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:08,
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