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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Then when they get elected they will deport foreigners like myself, and I wont pay a dime. I will never see another chav again, earn twice what I do here, and never again have to put up with handymen arriving "some time between noon and six".
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:04, 43 replies)
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You would get all of the 'benefits' you state, but wouldn't leave the rest of the country under the rule of the BNP.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:24, closed)
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Cant really afford to move, is the problem.
And holy hell, joke alert, jeez.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:36, closed)
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& I see this regularly.
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Strangely enough most of the people driving cars with these stickers on don't appear to be Aboriginal.
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( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:31, closed)
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Absent without leave first in first out? I am getting mixed messages from this sticker.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:37, closed)
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"Fly in, Fly out" and they were chucking a sickie.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:13, closed)
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& here we are about to go into a once-in-4-year "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi" frenzy.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:11, closed)
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Christ. Even for this place you're a fucking waste.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:30, closed)
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Fortunately for these spazzmods, I'm off camping in a few hours.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 9:30, closed)
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Lol well probably nowhere, i dont think in the highly unlikely event the bnp are elected they will be competent enough to do anything. But in answer to your question, Norway.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 8:47, closed)
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Norway is at position 195.
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( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:08, closed)
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It's probably the skyhigh rents and cost of living that are stopping him moving back.
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In all seriousness (just for a minute) it's just the move itself, bringing the furniture and things, thats quite expensive.
Once i am over there, working a dev job or something, the high salary makes up for the high cost of living (so long as you dont drink or smoke, natch)
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( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25, closed)
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You're clearly too thick to have a salaried job anywhere.
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No wonder the economy is struggling.
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What does a viking helmet have to do with morons? Insult fail. Youre losing touch, sham!
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:18, closed)
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Well I never! Thats just racist stereotyping of the worst kind!
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Am I doing this right?
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eyes into slits and stick your teeth out while you're doing it.
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than watching a Chinese person poo-poohing all the other Asiatic races.
Particularly if they're a woman & they're driving at the time.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:25, closed)
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Thats the spirit! But can you throw in something about nordic people? "ice beaners" or "whale jockey" or something?
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:21, closed)
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Pah! You don't even look forrin. The BNP will never even notice you, unless it's to venerate you as some sort of Aryan superbeing.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:45, closed)
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What about UKIP? They seem to be the sort that wont admit to racism, and are just sceptical of all foreigners. Thats what they say anyway.
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My mum used to think highly of the BNP, leading me to make a right tit of myself at school when I announced my intention to vote for them. I may even have used the phrase "floodgates of immigration", making me a kindred spirit to Nigel Farrage.
Excuse me, I have to go scrub with wire wool and bleach, now.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:54, closed)
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the BNP are a bit of a spent force at the moment. You'd do 'better' campaigning for the English Democrats.
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I havent thought this through at all, have I?
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