I hope you died a painful death Mr Armstrong.
As a youngster I worked on the benefit office for…let me see now…about 5 weeks, which actually made me one of the ‘old hands’. This was around the time all the lovely re-enforced glass booths were removed so we could get to know our customers better. Hooray!

On my last day we knew Mr. Armstrong would be coming in. A 25 stone monster alcoholic drug addicted pikey with a long string of convictions for violence, he wasn’t a favorite visitor. The woman and homosexuals made themselves scarce, and left me and two guys to meet him.

Just to ensure things would be exciting, today was the day we’d be telling him his benefit payments were being stopped.

He instantly flew into a rage. YOU FUGGIN CANTS GIVE ME MY FUGGIN MUNEE GIVE ME MY FUGGIN MUNEE swaying from side to side building to an explosion. Before I new what was happening he dived over the desk knocking me off my chair onto the floor, roaring as his bulk landed on top of me.
In an instant he had one hand round my throat, starting to squeeze, GIVE ME MY FUGGIN MUNEE, stinking rotten breath. Them with his other hand he grabbed hold of my shirt and pulled it upwards exposing me stomach. I have enough time to think ‘what the fuck’ before he jabs his straightened finger into my belly. It hurt like fuck, it felt like his fingers are inside me WTF WTF.

I’M GONNA RIP YOUR FUGGIN GUTS OUT he bellows.

I genuinely believed he was. I had just enough time to start screaming like a girl before a couple of colleges wrestled him off me.

Not my favorite memory.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 9 Sep 2008, 16:43, 6 replies)

erm!
that was me dad.

And colleagues has an "a" in it, and a "u".
(bugboybeast, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:09, closed)

wow
He must have been FRICKIN' MASSIVE if you had to utilise some colleges to get him off.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:17, closed)

Should have relaxed...
"It hurt like fuck, it felt like his fingers are inside me WTF WTF."

So that explains the Ring of Fire moniker, yes?
(Troutbiscuits, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:26, closed)

I hope
.. that you called the police and had him arrested for assault?
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:32, closed)

I worked for them around the same time
as the screens came down. we went on strike for 6 months. best. six. months. ever.
(Zutroy started without you, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:51, closed)

Hang 'em
How can we even think of the UK as a civilised country when we allow pikey cunts like him to go around terorising decent people.
Concerned click.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 18:04, closed)