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The customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.

Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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oh that movie!
me: Hello and welcome to HMV. How may I help you sir?
him: I'm looking for a Van Damme movie but I don't know the name of it.
me: Hmm.. Ok well describe it for me and I'll try my best.
him: It's the one where he hurts his finger.
me: ...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 23:54, 7 replies)
Funnily enough, I immediately know which one he meant.
It's "Double Impact". The one with Dennis Rodman and a tiger.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 0:43, closed)
you're shitting me surely!
tell me more of how you deduced this!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 1:54, closed)
apparently that's all the info you're gonna get
I've never watched an entire Van Damme movie anyway.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:47, closed)
ten points for...
anyone who can tell me the name of the Dolph Lundgren movie where he's allergic to the colour white... and has to fight the villain in a milk factory.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:34, closed)
Do I win five pounds?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:40, closed)
Car boot sale
I was doing a car boot sale a couple of weeks ago and shifting all sorts of junk. Had about 10 dvd's on the table all priced up.

Along comes a girl of about 13 and says "do you have any Van Damme?".

Strange request I thought as firstly, van damme movies are generically shit but also you're not old enough to watch them anyway.

Similarly a girl of about 8 years old queried if I had any Dolly Parton cd's for sale. In amongst my metal & Indie cd's? Nope.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 17:04, closed)
Just laughed myself into a pulled muscle reading this.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:17, closed)

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