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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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So your story is 'I talk to my wife'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:21, 1 reply)
Mrs Vagabond is wittier, sharper, and funnier than you could ever possibly hope to be.
When you grow out of your teens and move out of your mum's house, you too might meet a lady - possibly even one you don't have to pay to have sex with you.
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Classic Vagabonding here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:29, closed)
You just got Vagabowned

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:31, closed)
Hahaha
You know - you're right.

I am fucking marvellous.
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Make a picture of yourself in the rain to celebrate.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:34, closed)
I might just do that, actually.
Or just have a nice wank.
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even your penis hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:37, closed)
Not so much that I'd cut it off.

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So are you saying that if AB was a bit wittier, sharper and moer funny.... you would dump your misses to go out with him?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:39, closed)
Of course.
He's got a lovely set of pixels.
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Well, I just don't see why you were comparing your misses to AB, that's all.
No need to be nasty with your sarcasm towards me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:57, closed)
No sarcasm, old bean, no nastiness - fear not.
I was just trying (and failing, as per usual) to be funny.
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I'm not 10 years old =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:08, closed)
You sound it :D

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:33, closed)
It's a pity she doesn't ghostwrite your QOTW answers for you then.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)
Or yours.
Oh.

Wait a minute ...
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