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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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i don't. i never met your dad.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:22, 1 reply)
a cuntier reply
would be hard to find.

You have quite obviously never lost a loved one.
(MostlySunny, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:26, closed)
Oh come on now.
That's barely scraping bit shitty never mind cunty.

'I hated your dad every minute he lived. I'm glad he ended his days in *whatever unpleasant fashion he ended his days in* and I'm actually heading off to shit on his grave before raping your mum.'

Now THAT'S cunty.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:28, closed)
You could do far worst than that if you wanted.
"He spent all that time on the farm because he couldn't bare the disapointment his offspring were growing up into"
"Yeah', but maybe there was truth in those rumours? You remember what that lady said once, she had a point, even if we did laugh it off"
"If only he had someone take on his leggacy, it's a shame to see a lifetime's work down the drain, at least mum's sorted for life on the sale of the land."

...etc
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:07, closed)
Wow , AB's back in style
It's been a barren couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 20:03, closed)
Just try and think where you last left it
they usually turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:29, closed)
no, because i am immortal omnipotence and so is everyone i've ever known.
you fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:35, closed)
Yeah, this isn't a comedy site janet you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:50, closed)
i don't know what i was thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:02, closed)
Make the replies funny then
Cunty doesn't always = funny.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)
funny like yours, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)
Yeah
Now your getting the hang of it...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:37, closed)

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