my dad is a total and utter law unto himself
so many stories. for example, every time i call him, he ends up with "call me back when you've got less time to chat."

the first one that springs to mind was a couple of years ago. my brother and i went to the cinema with him on halloween to see the re-release of "the omen". as the film started, the cinema was utterly, deathly quiet. the camera slowly panned in right up close on the newborn baby, and even the music silenced. you could have heard a pin drop as damien's face filled the screen.

"EVIL LITTLE TWAT,"

my father announced at the top of his yorkshire voice, and about fifteen rows in every direction just burst out laughing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:16, 7 replies)

This made me do a proper lol!

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:31, closed)

hahahaha!
my mum would do that! she went to see harry potter last weekend and yelled all over the cinema "go on, kill the blonde little fucker!"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:40, closed)

Ha ha ha!
:D
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:41, closed)

LOL
thumbz, clickz.
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 4:33, closed)

My ex laughed all the way through Schindler's List
That didn't go down as well, for some reason...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:06, closed)

hahaah
hahah.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:36, closed)

Made me chuckle
as i would have done, if I was in the same cinema, hehe
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:54, closed)