I can't tell, are you a bloke or a women?
I think you're a bloke, but then you linked to that blog which is probably of a girl (from the url). I think most blokes would say 'god father' rather than 'god parent', but that's not nesserarly an indication. Plus the url of the blog is a girl's name.

Anyway, I'm sure you're very very upset at the whole ordeal, but you've come off, at least to me, as an anxy teenager.

I'm ever so sure you sincerly feel wronged by your family, but would it be so hard to look smart for the event? I'm sure there is more to it than what you've said, a lifetime of misunderstandings and perhaps worst, but maybe you can draw a line under it all and start again? You've ovbously very angry about the whole thing, and it will always affect you in life until you can come to terms and be content with the way things are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, 2 replies)

if you are a girl...
prove it by posting pictures of your fanny and tits please
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:10, closed)

This type of picture can be faked
with a simple tuck under and some moobs - I suggest a legs-a-kimbo shot for good measure.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, closed)

That sounds like the voice of someone who has experience in this area.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:14, closed)

POIDH - Clothed so Safe for Work
www.flickr.com/photos/dragonden/3273233582/
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, closed)

Heh, I'm a bloke. Yes it does sound very "angsty teenager", however after wearing my clothes for the better part of 10 years (moved out at 16), being forced to do something that I didn't want to do for no reason than "it's just not right" doesn't sit well with me.

As I reasoned, tell me a reason to wear the black trousers made with 80% man made fibres which destroy your legs, tell me a good reason why khaki isn't as efficent or nice as black or tell me why everyone else can wear khaki and I can't however just tell me to do something and I will react like a teenager.

Oh, I don't know why I say God-parent... Due to my experiences with parents (my own), the odds of me being a parent are small.
(Helo, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:32, closed)

You've got me on lolignore now, so you won't see this,
but it is possible to buy black cotton trousers. You fucking flouncing idiot.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:38, closed)

Couldn't help it
I'd have gone for the leather chaps myself
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:41, closed)

How about wearing black trousers that don't hurt your legs? I'm pretty sure most materials come in black these days.
You're making a very big issue about htis being a 'medical condition', and then making the same thing something on principal. It's very rarely a situation where both are right.

You should dress the part for the event, "Dress the part, look the part, be the part". If you feel you could wear what you want, if you turned up in an oversized hoody and baggy jogging bottoms?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:43, closed)

you flailing spastic.
do you really think that at 26 the only black trousers you can buy are school ones? it's not about the trousers. your parents hate you because you're a massive autistic disappointment to them.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:22, closed)