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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I'll keep it short and sweet
M1

70+mph

Blowjob

Three-lane swerve through traffic

Very nearly a blumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:44, 8 replies)
Were you
giving or taking?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:46, closed)
I was thinking that.
.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:51, closed)
Receiving
and driving
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:19, closed)
Bah!
Would have been a better story if you were giving and driving...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:31, closed)
the recipient
would have to be stuck out of the sunroof
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:47, closed)

Did you swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, closed)
Never mind death
even a mild accident would have resulted in your cock being bitten off....
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:49, closed)
Mrs Wormburn
Stopped doing that when she felt compelled to utter the phrase "Don't close your eyes"...
(wormburn, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:27, closed)

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