I always
laugh at Smeg appliances too. I blame Red Dwarf.
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:43, 3 replies)

But Red Dwarf isn't remotely funny?

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:52, closed)

Guess
we find different things funny then.
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:21, closed)

I guess we do. Agree to disagree and all that :-)
Sorry, forgot where I was for a minute - I meant: ^^^UPSET ONLINE LOLZ ETC!!!!!
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:39, closed)

I used to find it very funny.
Then I saw some of it again recently. I don't understand what has happened... it appears that exactly the same footage is now total bollocks.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:48, closed)

^This, rather reluctantly.
I found it hilarious when I was 17. It doesn't quite have the same appeal now.
( .Yeti., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:56, closed)

it's shit.
and it's always been shit.

shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:58, closed)

Alright, Roger Ebert.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:11, closed)

i felt like drawling snottily, "yah darling, it's italian for £1,500 fridge freezer actually"
but i contented myself with, "do have another stella"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)

how many
liters of salt water does it hold though?
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:58, closed)

litres

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:01, closed)

I'm in the US
makes you spell like a twat.
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:30, closed)

p m
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:06, closed)

Replies should be able to win

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:32, closed)

I don't care

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:43, closed)

i hope you replenished your emergency stores of wifebeater after the party

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:03, closed)

urgh, it wasn't my wifebeater
someone else had brought it. i had a cocktail fountain (my friend bought it for me, don't judge me) which was splashing out sex and the beach (1 litre absolut, 1 litre orange, 1 litre cranberry, everyone was plastered).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)

I put on my best Kryton voice and say "Oh Sir, I see you have a Smeeeeeeeeeeee, a Smeeeeeee...
small town on the outskirts of London"
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, closed)