Dates Gone Wrong
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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I guess we do. Agree to disagree and all that :-)
Sorry, forgot where I was for a minute - I meant: ^^^UPSET ONLINE LOLZ ETC!!!!!
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:39, closed)
Sorry, forgot where I was for a minute - I meant: ^^^UPSET ONLINE LOLZ ETC!!!!!
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:39, closed)
I used to find it very funny.
Then I saw some of it again recently. I don't understand what has happened... it appears that exactly the same footage is now total bollocks.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:48, closed)
Then I saw some of it again recently. I don't understand what has happened... it appears that exactly the same footage is now total bollocks.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:48, closed)
^This, rather reluctantly.
I found it hilarious when I was 17. It doesn't quite have the same appeal now.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:56, closed)
I found it hilarious when I was 17. It doesn't quite have the same appeal now.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:56, closed)
i felt like drawling snottily, "yah darling, it's italian for £1,500 fridge freezer actually"
but i contented myself with, "do have another stella"
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)
but i contented myself with, "do have another stella"
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:54, closed)
i hope you replenished your emergency stores of wifebeater after the party
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:03, closed)
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:03, closed)
urgh, it wasn't my wifebeater
someone else had brought it. i had a cocktail fountain (my friend bought it for me, don't judge me) which was splashing out sex and the beach (1 litre absolut, 1 litre orange, 1 litre cranberry, everyone was plastered).
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)
someone else had brought it. i had a cocktail fountain (my friend bought it for me, don't judge me) which was splashing out sex and the beach (1 litre absolut, 1 litre orange, 1 litre cranberry, everyone was plastered).
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:06, closed)
I put on my best Kryton voice and say "Oh Sir, I see you have a Smeeeeeeeeeeee, a Smeeeeeee...
small town on the outskirts of London"
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, closed)
small town on the outskirts of London"
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