Dates Gone Wrong
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Well, not necessarily gone wrong, but not the best aphrodisiac.
I used to have a habit of never bothering to check what a film was about before going to see it.
This has led to at least 2 first dates not going where they were supposed to.
First one was a cute girl called Lucy who lived in the flat next door. Chose to take her to see Schindlers list.
Also took my Mrs to the cinema on our first proper date, and chose saving private Ryan. The first 10 minutes are less than romantic.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:46, 18 replies)
I used to have a habit of never bothering to check what a film was about before going to see it.
This has led to at least 2 first dates not going where they were supposed to.
First one was a cute girl called Lucy who lived in the flat next door. Chose to take her to see Schindlers list.
Also took my Mrs to the cinema on our first proper date, and chose saving private Ryan. The first 10 minutes are less than romantic.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:46, 18 replies)
The line breaks made it more interesting than just a list, so I upgraded it to an anecdote.
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I witnessed a goodly number of couples
walking out during the rerelease of "A Texas Chainsaw Massacre". No excuse for not knowing what the film's about with a title like that.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:05, closed)
walking out during the rerelease of "A Texas Chainsaw Massacre". No excuse for not knowing what the film's about with a title like that.
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Maybe they found it unexpectedly arousing
and had to get home quickly...
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:09, closed)
and had to get home quickly...
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:09, closed)
Looks like it really got their motor running.
Ahahahaha...ahahaha...aha...heh.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:33, closed)
Ahahahaha...ahahaha...aha...heh.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:33, closed)
True romance
was a bit of a sleeper though. I bet a few people got caught by that.
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was a bit of a sleeper though. I bet a few people got caught by that.
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On a first date once I went to watch Hard Candy.
Film about a paedophile.
Now I think about it there is a strange theme with me...
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)
Film about a paedophile.
Now I think about it there is a strange theme with me...
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)
Matador
A movie about a female serial killer who likes to kill matadors with a hatpin through the back of the head just as they tip over the vinegar strokes.
Turns out my date had a thing for serial killers, so that was all fine, I suppose.
My nutter magnet was working well as usual.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:37, closed)
A movie about a female serial killer who likes to kill matadors with a hatpin through the back of the head just as they tip over the vinegar strokes.
Turns out my date had a thing for serial killers, so that was all fine, I suppose.
My nutter magnet was working well as usual.
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I used to have a habit of never bothering to check the comments
before reading a post.
You can't imagine the amount of shit I used to read.
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before reading a post.
You can't imagine the amount of shit I used to read.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:01, closed)
No, you have it all wrong. The hilarity is that the films watched were not suited to romance.
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Two girls
And he married the second one, so at least there was a happy ending.
( , Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:58, closed)
And he married the second one, so at least there was a happy ending.
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