Well, not necessarily gone wrong, but not the best aphrodisiac.
I used to have a habit of never bothering to check what a film was about before going to see it.

This has led to at least 2 first dates not going where they were supposed to.

First one was a cute girl called Lucy who lived in the flat next door. Chose to take her to see Schindlers list.

Also took my Mrs to the cinema on our first proper date, and chose saving private Ryan. The first 10 minutes are less than romantic.
(username failed moderation, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:46, 18 replies)

what a dull anecdote.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:57, closed)

it's not even an anecdote

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:41, closed)

The line breaks made it more interesting than just a list, so I upgraded it to an anecdote.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:41, closed)

Upset again?
You should try to relax a bit.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:48, closed)

I witnessed a goodly number of couples
walking out during the rerelease of "A Texas Chainsaw Massacre". No excuse for not knowing what the film's about with a title like that.
( .Yeti., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:05, closed)

Maybe they found it unexpectedly arousing
and had to get home quickly...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:09, closed)

Looks like it really got their motor running.
Ahahahaha...ahahaha...aha...heh.
( .Yeti., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:33, closed)

True romance
was a bit of a sleeper though. I bet a few people got caught by that.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:47, closed)

On a first date once I went to watch Hard Candy.
Film about a paedophile.



Now I think about it there is a strange theme with me...
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:33, closed)

How did your date get in?
It has an 18 certificate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:46, closed)

Ex students work there innit

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:00, closed)

Matador
A movie about a female serial killer who likes to kill matadors with a hatpin through the back of the head just as they tip over the vinegar strokes.

Turns out my date had a thing for serial killers, so that was all fine, I suppose.

My nutter magnet was working well as usual.
( jagwap, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:37, closed)

have Interpol managed to catch up with you in China yet?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:42, closed)

I used to have a habit of never bothering to check the comments
before reading a post.
You can't imagine the amount of shit I used to read.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:01, closed)

I'm pretty sure we can imagine.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:25, closed)

Your story is 'I took a girl to the pictures'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:42, closed)

No, you have it all wrong. The hilarity is that the films watched were not suited to romance.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 20:46, closed)

Two girls
And he married the second one, so at least there was a happy ending.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 21:58, closed)